Tuesday, March 2

Revenge of the Dorks

When you reach the top, it's inevitable that people will try to knock you down. We at Captain's Blog have recently come to experience that sad fact firsthand. After quickly shooting into the upper echelons of the blogosphere we have become the target of jealous and frustrated bloggers across the internet. Here is a sample letter* recently sent to our headquarters:


Dear Captains Blog,


You suck! 


Sincerely,


The loyal minions of the Wizard's Lair 


ps: pwned!



It's just sad. Totally understandable, but sad none the less. They see the innovative polling features, the hard-hitting fried chicken journalism, the high-tech widgetry and jealousy ensues. Blog-envy affects all of us. But rather than let the resentfulness simmer and become something ugly, why not view it as a challenge? A call to action to step up your own game. Because I got news for you, internets, Captain's Blog isn't going anywhere. So just sit back and enjoy the ride.



*letter fabricated for dramatic effect