The Double Bypass Burger

• Six slices of bacon
• Two fried eggs
• A grilled cheese sandwich for each bun

I feel like I just got shot with a tranquilizing meat dart*

*that's what she said

A Miracle of Modern Design

It's a truly beautiful thing when form and function combine.   For years hard tacos have been losing the taco wars to soft tacos.  Primarily for two reasons:

1. You can't stuff enough meat inside*
2. After you've constructed the perfect taco it tips over and spills
   

The Stand N' Stuff taco shell solves both of these problems while still maintaing the hard shells strongest strategical advantage over the soft shell: the ability to quickly convert from taco to taco salad.

*that's what she said