The infamous KFC "sandwich" The Double Down is being rolled out across the nation on April 12th. Shrouded in secrecy and formerly available only in select test markets, the Double Down consist of two fried-chicken filets serving as the buns to the bacon, cheese, and special sauce inner medley.
Now the question on everyone's mind is obviously this: where, if at all, will the Double Down fall on the sacred and authoritative Captain's Blog "Top 5 Fast-Food Chicken Sandwiches of All Time" list? (review here)
First of all, let me say that I am sick and tired of all the free merchandise that KFC has been sending to try to gain our favor. You can't fling a dead chicken in the Captain's Blog headquarters without hitting some KFC swag. The potato-wedge shaped fanny pack, Colonel Saunders' weeble-wobble, and giant biscuit bean-bag chair can't buy you a spot on the Top 5. But I like your style.
Barring full cardiac arrest, massive food coma, or epic mud butt; expect a full report come April 13th.
They should have released it on April 11th.
ReplyDeleteYou should never double down on 12.
I might bite down on my second knuckle, I'm going to eat that so fast.
Not to be a dick, but I think you meant medley, not melody. That is unless there is some kind of musical aspect of the double down I am not aware of.
ReplyDeleteCan I be there when this happens??? I'll leave before the mud butt. . . .
ReplyDeleteI think they were trying to appeal to the Atkins Diet Plan. The loss of carbs in the buns, really opens this sucker up to the masses who currently on a health kick.
ReplyDeleteLet's make this a 5 comment post for a new CB record!
ReplyDeleteI assume that the lack of review of this deliciousness is because you've put yourself into Double Down Coma.
ReplyDeleteCam, You are slipping. The People want their double down review!
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