Tuesday, November 2

The Captain is Back!



Like a fryery-phoenix rising gloriously from its ashes, Captain's Blog is back to blow your mind.

There have been major changes underway, including a relocation of our headquarters to New York City. Atlanta was no longer large enough to contain our operation, and it only made sense to move to the global center of media.

The next few days are going to be pretty bonkers. In fact, our insurance company has mandated that all readers wear helmets while reading Captain's Blog from now on. Unless you want this to happen to your melon:

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