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Biscuit Corridor vs. Chicken Mafia

The dirty secret Chick-Fil-A doesn't want you to know

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Anybody who has driven vast stretches of I-85 knows that they are the fertile heartlands of Chicken USA. I like to refer to it as the "Biscuit Corridor". A veritable who's who of the fried chicken world is represented on the great highway between Atlanta and Raleigh. It is truly a great place to be a lover of fried chicken.

For my money, there exists a holy trinity of fast food fried-chicken joints: Bojangles, Chick-fil-a, and Zaxby's. They form a perfect, yet delicate, balance in this world. Between the three, any specific craving you have for fried-chicken can be satisfied.

But that delicate balance is being upset. And it's an inside job.

That's right, Chick-fil-a has created an impenetrable chicken-forcefield around the city of Atlanta! It is a nefarious plot to keep out the competition. It's unfair, and at its deepest roots it's downright un-American.

Consider the evidence:

Exhibit A: Locations of Bojangles between Raleigh and Atlanta.

Exhibit B: Locations of Zaxby's between Raleigh and Atlanta

Exhibit C: Locations of Chick-fil-a between Raleigh and Atlanta

Seems like a pretty even distribution right?

But let's take a disturbing look at the local Atlanta chicken distribution:

Exhibit D: Atlanta Bojangles Locations

Exhibit E: Atlanta Zaxby's Locations

Exhibit F: Atlanta Chick-fil-a Locations

Notice a trend?

I am asserting that Chick-fil-a has formed an illegal monopoly in the city of Atlanta. It could be the work of mafia-esque tactics on the part of Chick-fil-a, or it could be the strong arm of the peanut oil union.

Either way, they must be stopped.