Man cannot live on chicken alone.
In a historic voter turnout the readers of Captain's Blog recently voted overwhelmingly not to limit the content of the blog to fried chicken alone. By a staggering margin of 2-1 the people demanded we continue the diverse content offering that has quickly built Captain's Blog into a power-house within the blogosphere.
But where do we go with this new mandate? There's only one place to go...to the future!
Long time readers of Captain's Blog know that we're acclaimed within the internet community for introducing a wide range of butt-hole puckering technological advances.
In the past few days we've rolled out an exciting array of new features that allow you to connect with Captain's Blog across a wide range of platforms. It's a little "thank-you" from the staff at Captain's Blog to all our loyal readers.
You're Welcome.
*Stay tuned for more exciting technological innovations*
Whoa. I must say that your blog has certainly evolved very rapidly over the past week. Suspiciously so. Cameron, I am asking you this as a friend and I don't want you to get mad but...
ReplyDeleteIs your blog on Performance Enhancing Drugs?
To whom it may concern:
ReplyDeleteWe here at "Butt-Hole Puckering Technologies" (BuHoP)have been been made aware of your promise of some interesting new products. If they are anything close to the RHRA, then you can consider our butt-hole puckered. Keep up the good work, young man. We will be monitoring your future.
- Deuce Dumas, BuHoP Tech Recruiter